Sean Patton talks about how a 12th birthday card turned into a sex-ed class, Casey James Salengo reveals how many bodies he can lift; and Mehran Khaghani thinks Sean would be a sex symbol in one particular place.

Arden Myrin, Matteo Lane, and an artisanal-pickle maker have something in common; and Arden's "Undies Dance" gets Josh Wolf all hot and bothered.

Clayton English describes a food as "edible gentrification"; Julian McCullough reveals what Amish people don't say; and Jessimae Peluso steals from an audience member.

Dave Hill certainly knows what not to say during a protest; Arden Myrin reveals how throwing shade can make America great again; and Tone Bell finds out what age rednecks start border patrol.

Noah Gardenswartz knows what a drug dealer shouldn't say; Gina Yashere talks juice cleanses; and Matteo Lane has an Easter bunny he'd swipe right for.

Julian McCullough knows what not to tell his kids about sex, Arden Myrin reveals Julian is a mistake she'd make at a wedding, and Joel Kim Booster makes an impassioned defense of a famous chef with bleach tips.

Yassir Lester gets Jessimae Peluso pole dancing like a Russian; Jessimae gets real about PMS; Dave Hill gets the truth when he asks "who's with me?''

Gina Yashere knows what not to say after sex; Josh Wolf finds out what he and Wolverine have in common; Kyle Kinane has rigor mortis in his pants.

Gina Yashere knows about black people who listen to country music; Kevin McCaffrey reacts to his pics; Julian McCullough pays Kevin a potato-themed insult.

Josh Wolf explains how southerners dress; Mo Mandel knows an evil hot air balloon pilot when he sees one; Dulce Sloan and Mo make a hair-touching arrangement.

Matteo Lane wants to talk about the bees and the bees, JP McDade does a killer Trump impression, and Tone Bell has a specific organ to donate.

Arden Myrin hits on Tone Bell's tight beard like a third base coach; Tone knows what Arden hates about pharmacists; Kyle Kinane shares his idea of what a "cat bath'' is.

Tamer Kattan shares his obsession with pigtails; Gina Yashere knows what would have been tweeted from the Garden of Eden; Sean Patton does a few laps around the stage.

The reason why Dulce Sloan needs a dome-shaped casket at her funeral; what Josh Wolf would not say at a woman's march; the soundtrack Pete Lee thinks is playing in hell.

The part of Morgan Murphy's body that is like an apple; Sean Patton gets fired up over balls; Yassier Lester is the self-proclaimed "real male feminist in the game.''

Jessimae Peluso makes an impassioned plea to the Church of Scientology; Clayton English explains how Jessimae's name and trailer parks are synonymous; Noah Gardenswartz worries about his weight.

Aida Rodriguez has a thing for customs guys; old pals Rich Vos and Robert Kelly rip each other over Rich's dementia and Robert's inevitable autopsy results.

Arden Myrin is so horny because of all the denim and facial hair on the panel; Randy Liedtke nails Brendon Walsh's movie doppelgänger; Brendon thinks Arden's actually just a bunch of mice in a human suit.

Megan Gailey confesses how much she lies about drinking; Mike Lawrence figures Megan hasn't been happy since prom night; Dan St. Germain has an extremely inappropriate place to put a raccoon.

Jessica Kirson puts everyone on edge with her porn choices; Noah Gardenswartz knows what not to say at an all-black state fair; Donnell Rawlings' singing strategy falls flat.

Ahamed Weinberg explains why he prefers Asians; Alonzo Bodden wants to beat up Ahamed; Lynne Koplitz recognizes her own past in one unfortunate audience member.

Amanda Seales definitely knows what not to say at a renaissance faire; Matteo Lane kisses frogs for a very special reason; Josh Wolf discovers an entirely new disease in Matteo's mustache.

Sean Patton has a minor breakdown; Julian McCullough proves he should never chaperone a school dance; Marcella Arguello rises above all the height bashing.

Mehran Khaghani reveals the best way to silence a musical theater fan; Sean Donnelly's chest jiggling heats things up; Megan Gailey looks beyond the grave for love.

Mike Vecchione knows way more about boy bands than a grown man should; Bonnie McFarlane gives a revealing report on the weather in her pants; Tim Dillon shares a gruesome reason for choosing 12 cats over six kids.

Megan Neuringer has a surefire sexy way to get out of picking up the check; Julian McCullough takes a lot of heat for his drug dealer shirt; Tone Bell has harsh words for Karaoke goers.

Megan Neuringer definitely knows what not to touch at a dog show; Joel Kim Booster knows a hipster chicken when he sees one; Chris Distefano may be single after his flirting.

Megan Neuringer definitely knows what not to touch at a dog show; Joel Kim Booster knows a hipster chicken when he sees one; Chris Distefano may be single after his flirting.

Seaton Smith knows exactly what not to say at a rap battle; Arden Myrin reveals a curiosity for dolphin love; Sean Donnelly does a roasty impersonation of Arden that even she is impressed with.

Noah knows where Kevin's hamster is hidden; Kevin reveals he's the only white guy on the panel who knows he's white; Dulce Sloan will marry Noah, but there's one thing she won't do.

Gina Yashere definitely knows what not to say at a gun store; Tone Bell reveals an intimate past with an audience member; Matt Kirshen goes hard on Tone's failed sitcom history.

Dulce Sloan illustrates the benefits of twerking in zero gravity; Dave Hill becomes the number one all-time CKO crowd high-fiver.