Megan Neuringer definitely knows what not to touch at a dog show; Joel Kim Booster knows a hipster chicken when he sees one; Chris Distefano may be single after his flirting.

Mike Vecchione knows way more about boy bands than a grown man should; Bonnie McFarlane gives a revealing report on the weather in her pants; Tim Dillon shares a gruesome reason for choosing 12 cats over six kids.