Arden Myrin is so horny because of all the denim and facial hair on the panel; Randy Liedtke nails Brendon Walsh's movie doppelgänger; Brendon thinks Arden's actually just a bunch of mice in a human suit.

Jessimae Peluso makes an impassioned plea to the Church of Scientology; Clayton English explains how Jessimae's name and trailer parks are synonymous; Noah Gardenswartz worries about his weight.