Suspected murderers, thieves (and confirmed hussies), Gert and Marigold take the stand in their murder trial.

Road trip! Gert and Marigold go on the run to escape their terrible crimes.

Gert and Marigold's mother unexpectedly rolls into town, with news that the sisters are wanted for murder in Sydney.

Gert finds a job, while Marigold finds love with a hot, sweet miner. When worlds collide, pandemonium ensues.

Rejected once again by 'respectable society', Gert goes on an angry bender and unwittingly hooks up with a man of god.

The wildly optimistic Brewer sisters set out to get lucky, but first they must conquer the lads, lice and lechery of the Australian Gold Rush.

When Bushrangers arrive in town, the sisters seize on the sudden availability of hot outlaws to get Marigold laid.

Gert and Marigold reinvent themselves as posh, cultured babes and enter the annual Miss Dead Horse Gap pageant.