After reading a boring issue of the Crimson Chin comics, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof venture into Chincinnati and realize the Chin wants a girlfriend. Timmy wishes up a match, but the Chin and Golden Locks seem to be going on dates rather than fighting crime, so when the Chin prepares to ask Goldie for their marriage, Timmy promptly wishes she went evil, but the Chin's love, now the Hair Razor, is more powerful than him, eventually leading to his surrender. Timmy must now attempt to reverse the situation, which leads to his fall down a tall building to "unlock" Golden Locks' heart from evil.

When Timmy's dad, quits his job to become a sock monkey salesman (which fails horribly because no one wants to buy one because according to the episode "they don't do anything") the Turners turn their house into a bread and breakfast to avoid bankruptcy. Unfortunately, their first guests are Mr. Crocker, Dark Laser, and Tootie. Timmy cannot make any wishes, because if he does, Crocker's Magic Sensors will track the magic back to his fairies and capture them.