Timmy wishes for an indestructible luscious hairstyle so his dad does not give him any more haircuts. Meanwhile, Wanda brings Poof to the barber, Dr. Rip Studwell for a haircut, but Poof is much too resistant to the barber.

Timmy wishes to go to the Dimmsdale Pirates baseball game, but Poof accidentally wishes Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and himself on a real Pirate ship, and the parrot on Dirtybeard steals the stars on Cosmo and Wanda's wands.