A family driving through Texas asks a cult master for directions.

The Satellite of Love gang riffs this Ed Wood produced movie where mad Doctor Vornoff is attempting to create a mate for his monster, in the process he kidnaps people for his nefarious plot.

A witch spitefully steals the sun.

An astronaut mutates. 

Government agents thwart an alien's plot to take over Earth with android doubles.

A coffeehouse owner and three arty types scheme to rob an armored car.

A couple must destroy blood-curdling aliens that threaten the world.

Our hero fights evil in outer space. From the Rocky Jones, Space Ranger TV series, a short from General Hospital is riffed by the Satellite of Love crew before the feature movie. Crow, Gypsy and Tom Servo do a rendition of the old song 'Gypsy Moon'.

Astronaut crew lands on Jupiter's 13th moon and finds a monster and women from Atlantis.

A gang member's dream of stardom is ruined when his buddy commits murder.

After a jazz pianist lets his lover drop from a lighthouse deck, he starts seeing her body parts and hearing her voice everywhere. The robots and Joel riff the movie while dealing with Dr. Forrester's antics.

Hero Jones and crew join a 21st-century manhunt. From the Rocky Jones, Space Ranger TV series.

Greek hero saves his son from the sexist queen of Atlantis.

Knight St. George rescues a princess from a sorcerer and his two-headed dragon.

The heroic muscleman takes on rock men and the bad queen of Samar.

An executed killer called the Butcher is zapped back to life in Los Angeles. While waiting for the man to become indestructible, we are given the pleasure of watching the Satellite of Love's crew Riff the second installment from Ray "Crash" Corrigan's 12 part chapter serial Undersea Kingdom.

The Greek muscleman fights leopards, a giant and the grip of a queen's magic potion.

A bartender sends his wife and her lover into a swamp where big, smart leeches lurk.

Joel and the Bots watch a re-edited version of Time Walker (1982) called "Being From Another Planet" in which a mummy awakened by a university team goes on a killing spree. The Mads are awfully proud of their "Tragic Moments" figurines while Joel and the Bots play haunted house on the SOL.

Alien teens with ray guns land on Earth to breed their lobster-like space cattle.