Dee Dee confesses that she's named her pillow "Mario Lopez." When Chelsea spreads the secret, she sets out to make amends by connecting Dee Dee with the real Mario Lopez. Elsewhere, Melvin wades back into the dating pool, but it's a drag when he visits a most interesting club.

Rick becomes manager of the sports bar, yet it's not all cheers due to his overly strict supervision. Meanwhile, Nikki and Dee Dee take part in a body cleanse. A starving Dee Dee plays by the rules, but a cheating Nikki secretly binges on pub grub.