L.A. Kings owner Flora Lansing dangles part-ownership in front of Arliss if he can find a new home for her hockey team - provided there's a new stadium, complete with luxury boxes and PSLs. But this must kept a secret! So Arliss shops the team to three prospective homes: Raleigh-Durham, Las Vegas and New Mexico.

A reporter overhears Arliss talking about the Jaboos of South Street, a rival stickball team from his old neighbourhood, and interprets this as a racial slur. A media siege begins and Arliss is under fire. Meanwhile, free-agent relief pitcher (and white supremacist) Trevor Heath decides to let Arliss represent him upon hearing the comments.