AMM client Theo Holt is the kind of football player that every team needs: a reliable backup quarterback capable of winning games. But when Theo's team decides to let him go and there a no other takers for his services, Arliss begins to wonder. When Arliss learns about a league-wide rumour that Theo is gay, he resurrects Theo's career as only Arliss can.

Disaster hits AMM when Defensive Player of the Year Lucian Balboa is stabbed by a crazed fan at the office's annual Super Bowl party. Where was the security? How did the stabber get into the party? These are the questions Arliss has to answer. And now Lucian has decided not to play on Super Sunday unless Arliss can guarantee that the stabber will be locked up.