Tanya and Kevin romanticize the ancient world. Ernesto takes them to a museum to show them how terrible old times were, but instead they find an eccentric museum curator and a series of coincidences linking them to the past.

The friends run into an old acquaintance who's achievements inspire Ernesto to rethink his entire life and exercise routine. But his efforts are derailed by unforeseen events, improbable accidents, and poor bicycle safety.