A machete-wielding naked man terrorises a gas station. A shoplifter stuffs steaks in his pants which he quickly sheds. A naked driver unleashes his wrath (and more) on a cruiser. A high-speed chase in Santa Fe ends with a crash and a bizarre tirade.

A colourful cast of naked offenders in the South include a machete-wielding home invader, a stolen squad car, a pants-less driver who toys with deputies and a country icon in the buff's brush with the law in Texas.