In Houston, a naked man assaults commuters with pesticides; in North Carolina, a naked woman steals an officer's cruiser; in Miami, a beachgoer tries to steal a jet ski; in Texas, a couple awakens to a naked man standing over their bed.

In Las Vegas, an offender bares all during a terrifying bus hijacking. A sausage thief shakes up a Florida retirement community. A pair of scantily clad flirts pull out all the stops with Michigan police. A naked ninja scares an Ohio neighbourhood.