Sketches include "Abscam Camera", an interview with Santa Claus, a man tries to leave early in the morning but the woman he's with objects, a visit to a suicide boutique and John brings out Rufus, a dog puppet, to do impressions.

In the Two Years of Bizarre episode, sketches include telephone operators asking callers what shows they were watching, John's version of Father Vito Capalucci, the non controversial parade in San Francisco, the very sensitive airport metal screener, Super Dave Osborne's stunt from New Mexico, two rival faith healers meet at a bus stop and the visit to the football training camp headed by George Allen.