Sketches include a ship in a bottle is used to open the show, a professor tries to help two pandas mate, a game of poker is interrupted by a KKKogram, a music store owner deals with a disgruntled customer, Howie Mandel does stand-up comedy and John answers the charge that his audience is filled with family members.

Sketches include John opening the show with an odd appearance, "Yoga For Health", a pro athlete seeks a renegotiation of his contract, a doctor converses with a cleaning lady, a couple's celebration of their wedding anniversary is interrupted by Gayogram and two elderly men try to escape from their prison cell.