Sketches include a man receives a Toilet-o-gram, a woman receives a visit from Quazimodo Delivery, Henny Youngman performs, a man visits an exotic night club and sees a familiar face, a San Francisco couple gets bad news from their teenaged son and a man and woman interact at a bus stop with T-shirts.

Sketches include a Bizarre Christmas card for the viewers, John talks to audience members he says are really well known celebrities, an army barrack sketch where celebrity names are substituted for off-color words, a priest talks with a prisoner about his sins, a KKK casino, an interview with country singer Johnny Bucks and someone else is brought in to close the show for John.