Sketches include a hospital patient begging his wife to pull the plug, the Reverend Tee Vee Seewell talks about news reports about him fathering a child, Henny Youngman guest stars, a celebrity take offence to a paparazzi and John unveils a new "original" sketch.

Sketches include "Rocky XI", a man threatening suicide is greeted by Suicide-o-gram, an interview with a producer who claims nearly every TV show and movie was his idea originally, an unusual Army recruitment ad, a couple awaits the handing over of a baby by a surrogate mother, a Hollywood executive talks with a writer about a screenplay he's written, an over the hill boxer looks to fight one last time and Tom is on the verge of a major award for screentime in the show's first three

Sketches include a Bizarre Christmas card for the viewers, John talks to audience members he says are really well known celebrities, an army barrack sketch where celebrity names are substituted for off-color words, a priest talks with a prisoner about his sins, a KKK casino, an interview with country singer Johnny Bucks and someone else is brought in to close the show for John.

Sketches include a man receives a Toilet-o-gram, a woman receives a visit from Quazimodo Delivery, Henny Youngman performs, a man visits an exotic night club and sees a familiar face, a San Francisco couple gets bad news from their teenaged son and a man and woman interact at a bus stop with T-shirts.

Sketches include having the show's opening interpreted for the naked, a couple views an apartment for rent at a suspiciously low price, Super Dave Osborne is in the emergency room after a stunt goes awry, a football team's struggles is tied to one particular problem, a "Merv" interview with a famous actor who shrank himself for a movie and a follow-up on Super Dave Osborne after surgery.

Sketches include an interview with a doctor with an unusual approach to herpes, Super Dave performs his latest stunt with the aid of a celebrity, an operation on a game show host, a sketch about strip poker is ended by John early and John brings out a puppet called Jail Dog.

Sketches include film critics reviewing " Gandhi 2", Super Dave Osborne shows the stunt school he has started, a man and woman say their good nights with tear away T-shirts and the cast of the World News cable network close in on five straight years on the air.

Sketches include having the show's opening interpreted for amnesiacs, "Yoga For Health", an opera singer bids farewell to her career in an unusual way, a coach spends the entire team's budget on one player, a senator is interviewed after appearing in court on serious sex related charges, Don Corleone is the guest for "Face The Press" and two well known sports personalities sing a duet.

Sketches include the manager of New York Yankees holding a series of press conferences,a priest tries to exorcise Saturday morning television out of a child, Super Dave performs his latest stunt with the aid of a stopwatch, the Schlock School For Insecurity welcomes its latest client and John does an Elvis impersonation, to the disapproval of Bob.

Sketches include an interview with the billionaire husband of a younger woman, a funeral eulogy given by a ventriloquist in mourning for a fellow ventriloquist, a visit with the Bigots family, a look at auditions for the Don Corleone in the Godfather movie and Bob takes issue with the idea that he belittles others.

Sketches include a couple that encounters an unusual dress code at a restaurant, Richard Simmons announces his candidacy for the president of the United States, a visit to the family known as the Bigots, John interviews an author about sex on television and a sketch with two couples at a Chinese restaurant goes awry for an unusual reason.

Sketches include an inmate attempting to break out of prison, a visit to a cheap plastic surgeon, Super Dave Osborne performs his latest stunt and a newlywed couple sketch is done twice with an audience member used in the second take.