The three councillors have to contend with a fire in their beloved town. And they've disbanded the fire department. If they don't put it out soon, the Mayor's going to have their guts for garters. Or worse. Will the boys come up with the most inventive means of extinguishing a fire ever? Probably. Features the Department of Audience and Mr Schnitzer.

It's Valentine's Day and a loveless Greg is forlorn. His fellow councillors' efforts to find him a girl are hampered by the visit of the beautiful health inspector. Will Klangbury pass its health check and will Greg find love? Probably. But all is not what it seems as the mayor plays an unlikely trick on her lovesick deputy.