The town is hit by a crime wave and everything is stolen, including the entire police force and the lady mayor's wig. Will our unlikely hero-councillors be able to juggle their way out of this one and bring justice to their beloved Klangbury? With the help of the Department of Audience, probably.

It is the annual Small Town of the Year competition and Klangbury is beaten into last place once again. Unless the three councillors can attract the tourist pound their town will be given away to the neighbouring Midford. Investment is needed and fast. Surely a herd of rampaging cows can't supply the answer? Features the Department of Audience.