The officers race against Pilkington for possession of a fortune buried somewhere on the campus. 

Andy and Wayne try to lure tourists to town by creating a hoax about an alien landing.

After knocking Hingle unconscious, Andy and Wayne must find a way to fill his shoes before a visit from an efficiency expert, his mistress and his ultra-competitive brother.

Disc jockeys Andy and Wayne sponsor a giveaway contest to gain listeners... until someone actually wins the grand prize. It's the dean's car. 

In order to impress a new cadet, Andy accepts an offer to wrestle an alligator. But first must tangle with Pilkington, who claims the reptile is his childhood pet.

Former child-star Royce reunites with an old flame -- a soap diva who thinks he's the dean. Meanwhile, the squad investigates death threats made against the real dean.

Andy and Wayne find life anything but a drag when they infiltrate a sorority suspected of hazing pledges. Meanwhile, Meg and Royce cater to the dean's sneaky daughter. 

The squad go out of their way for a wealthy alumna in hopes of soliciting a donation for the college -- until they realize what she wants to solicit is Andy. 

The officers almost blow their chance to be on a TV show, until the cameras catch their mission to rescue Pilkington and Hingle, who are locked in a runaway portable toilet.

When Pilkington replaces the squad with student guards, Andy and the gang try to bust a flasher to win their jobs back.

While Pilkington's away, Wayne and Andy convince the guards to play...in the Dean's empty house, which they've turned into a bed and breakfast. 

The officers go to extremes to win Canfield a world record after Wayne and Andy run down the school's top flagpole sitter.

Andy and Wayne find themselves in a hairy situation when assigned to locate Canfield University's missing mascot---which they lost in the first place.