Delinda's been kidnapped and there's only 12 hours to save her; Mary gets to choose a mascot, but ends up with several complaints from hotel guests; Sam is dealing with a couple of guys who just won 2 Million Dollars each and are rather reluctant to wager any of it, opting instead to play a game of hide and seek in the casino.

A blacklisted mobster purchases the Montecito's million dollar wedding package, including Wayne Newton, for his daughter, but problems arise because Wayne is on bad terms with Ed. Sam hosts terminal socialite Sharkey Rosenthal, who partied with the big stars. Future MIT student Leo Pedowitz turns losing his virginity into a questionable business.