To celebrate Major Shah's twenty years of distinguished service in the U.S. Army, the Colonel plans a boy's camping trip. However, the nature retreat takes a turn when the Colonel learns Shah is considering retiring and General Davidson invites himself to join.

Captain Maggie invites her idol, General Martin, to the base in the hopes of pitching herself as a mentee. However, things get complicated when the Colonel and General Martin develop an immediate attraction towards each other.

Captain Maggie is cursed with dating bad men and Sergeant Dana convinces her to go to a single's mixer; the Colonel deals with an anonymous protestor that has infiltrated the base.

With the celebration of the U.S.'s 250th birthday coming up, the base's festivities are on the line when their supplies are held up by a petty and vengeful Davidson; Team Shiny must pull off a daring undercover mission.

After a messy breakup, the Colonel and Katja find themselves going to war between the town and the base; Capt. Maggie tries to de-escalate the tension between the two ex-lovers and negotiate a truce.

An intense battle of laser tag combat; Captain Maggie avoids third-wheeling Major Shah and Celeste.