New military money is going to be issued in order to help keep counterfeiting down and when Col. Potter tells the camp to prepare for it, Major Winchester comes up with a scheme to make money on the event. Corporal Klinger gets a invite to possibly be accepted into Westpoint.

When Col. Potter decides the 4077th personnel are out of shape, he orders them to exercise. To motivate them, he comes up with the idea for a series of competitions like the Olympics, with the prize being a 3-day pass.