Baby Jesus contaminates the pool and all guests have to be evacuated. The chips are down as Crystal pressures Joyce to sort things out. Will a trip to the circus and a world famous band in Neptunes do the trick and what are Monty's intentions? Guests Jason Manford, John Challis, Dame Joan Collins and Madness.

Concerns for Liam's wellbeing leads to confusion and rubbish exam results makes Rob question his future. Suspicion surrounds Malcolm's identity and Kenneth is intent on an expose. Eddie's bad news from home falls on deaf ears. Guest John Challis.

A religious festival means no fun or alcohol is to be had anywhere in Benidorm but all determine to ignore the ban, Mr Wu's special brew to the rescue! Kenneth and Liam have to find models for Troy's photo shoot. Pauline's mysterious Malcolm arrives.

Is Pauline pregnant, who's the daddy? Cue the Oracle's golden opportunity to hone his sleuthing skills. Billy gets some life changing advice and the staff feel the heat at the Solana Psychic convention. The boys bank on a profitable trip to the casino. Guests Amanda Barrie and Uri Geller.

Sir Henry steps in during Joyce's absence and Les's mate Neville covers for him. The Maltbys are back but there is something not quite right about the reformed Pauline? Sam gets Liam, Tiger & Joey into the dinosaur park but with violent results!

Rob tries to make use of Loretta's swanky Beltoro hotel room but the rest of the family have their own elaborate plans for some of her 5 star luxury. Kenneth has bridges to build and is Sam up to something? Guest George Shelley.

When The Solana meat supplier lets Joyce down she turns to Lesley, who enlists Mateo. Mr Wu can't help so what should they do? Joey and Tiger get some part-time work, and Jodie auditions for an advert. How is Troy keeping tabs on Kenneth & Liam?

Joyce is set to make a speech in Spanish and solicits Mateo's help. Joey thinks he's signed up to an Ibiza trip whilst Kenneth inadvertently starts a mini-cab business. Sheron's mother, Loretta turns up, and she's already made an impression.

The Dawsons' holiday starts with a bang when Eddie has an accident and Sheron's fashion taste is put into question. An old inheritance puts a smile Kenneth's face. Tiger and Joey are in a party mood as Sam, the new holiday rep, takes them under her wing. Guest Nigel Havers.