Ozzy and Jack are headed to Mars! Or at least the Mars Desert Research Station in Utah. As the men traverse one of the most beautiful states in America, they must also endure the long drive to San Rafael Swell, where the research station is located. Along the way, the duo visit Jack's survival expert friend in hopes of learning skills for any sticky situation. They also take time out from the road to spend the night in a native American teepee... complete with flat-screen TVs. When they finally make it to the research station, will Ozzy and Jack survive life on Mars?

Ozzy and Jack have finally made it from Florida to Alaska! They abandon the RV and fly to Juneau for their coldest adventure to date. After quintessentially Alaskan experiences like eating king crab, dog sledding and fly fishing, Ozzy plans a huge nautical surprise for Jack. But the curse of Robert the Haunted Doll returns when the Prince of Darkness loses his biggest, most valuable possession.