Have you understood that? That the story is for you? So that you can understand why things turned out the way they did?

It's lonely at the top. But then he comes. In every possible way.

Johan had always thought that if he didn't look after Selina, something terrible would happen. And in a way, he was right in the end.

A true love story about a boy afraid of the dark who stumbles across the street and a misunderstood glamour model.

Selina is going to be a national celebrity on the Norway Rundt. The only problem is that her boobs look really small on TV, like she hasn't hit puberty or something.

Thanks to the fucking people who tried to kill Selina just because she wrote that one thing on her blog, her story gets off to a bit of a bad start.