Kimmy decides to become a crossing guard. Buoyed by the success of "Boobs in California," Titus tries to win back Mikey with help from Jacqueline.

Russ's transformation opens doors for Jacqueline. Kimmy wrestles with a philosophical dilemma. Artie invites Lillian on a European cruise.

Kimmy discovers the humiliating power of the Internet. Titus wonders if he's compatible with Reuben. Jacqueline takes care of Mimi after butt surgery.

Titus becomes outraged when he discovers his bodega now charges to use the restroom facilities and decides to steal the bathroom key with Kimmy. Jacqueline fights for the Redskins' name to be changed.

Titus takes Kimmy to church for Good Friday and discovers a snake in their midst. Jacqueline gives Lillian a makeover for her new boyfriend's family.

Titus makes a shocking confession, and while a hurricane hits, Kimmy tries to make her bunker fun by adding fun games and puzzles.

Titus goes after Big Pharma when a drug company steals his likeness. Lillian convinces Kimmy that the weatherman can't be trusted.

Kimmy goes to her first college party with her new friends. Jacqueline calls Titus for backup when Russ's brother puts the moves on her.

The FBI enlists Kimmy's help when former mole-woman Gretchen tries to start a cult of her own. Titus is stricken with a strange disease.

Kimmy makes a splash at Columbia University while doing odd jobs to save up for college. Titus sings backup for a controversial musician.

A surprise visitor delivers divorce papers to Kimmy. Jacqueline comes up with a plan to get Russ's dad to rename the Redskins.

Titus unleashes his inner Beyoncé when he suspects Mikey of cheating, Kimmy checks out colleges, and Jacqueline and Lillian clash over city politics.

Back in New York, Titus goes to great lengths to score an audition for Sesame Street. Jacqueline encourages Kimmy to play hardball with the Reverend.