Knackered from his travels, Simon decides to take in a Norwegian health resort and relax. Unfortunately, it's run by a money-mad American.

A big win at the roulette wheel in Monte Carlo leads Simon on to wheeling and dealing at the Cannes Film Festival and a decision to stake everything on his friend Paul's movie project.

Simon sends a tape to his ex-flatmates showing him living it up in the Alps. However, a mix-up of exchange rates means his overdraft is the size of the Matterhorn.

Encounters with a singing detective, his over-sexed wife and Gina's honour-obsessed family force Simon to literally fight for his life.

Simon Treat sets out to win back his girlfriend by making a romantic tape in Prague but his plans go awry when, filming a wedding, he has to stand in as groom.

Simon Treat makes his way to Israel where he falls in love with Yudit and encounters a bizarre group of kibbutzniks.