Bill and Judy are afraid that Louise (Sally Struthers) may be bilked out of her life savings by her new gentleman friend, who works as an investment counselor to senior citizens. So, the Miller twosome arrange to have dinner with the guy, during which they start to put aside their worries about him---until he squeezes Judy's rear end. Johnny: Clyde Kusatsu. Linda: Jennifer Irwin.

Brian takes a part-time job where Bill works to earn money for a tutor, but he soon adopts his dad's bad ethics and drops the notion of needing study help at all. Meanwhile, Linda persuades Lauren to double-date with her so she can spend more time with a divorced father who insists on bringing along his son on their dates. Danny: Joel Murray. Mack: John Marshall Jones. Customer: Steve Seagren.