Bill tries to pry Brian away from his nerdy friends and get him to become closer companions with Fitz's athletic son, Scotty (Benjamin Knapple). However, this match-up doesn't work out quite as planned when Scotty reveals that he is gay and interested in going out on a date with Brian. Meanwhile, Lauren wants to prevent Judy from making a fool of herself during a step-dance performance at the St. Patrick's Day parade.

Bill defends his masculinity when he accidentally smashes Tina's dollhouse. He vows to repair it himself even though Judy doesn't believe he can do it on his own without her help.