Brian has a secret e-mail admirer and he thinks it is Sarah (Tara Lipinski), the flirty 19-year-old college student who has been tutoring Lauren. The fact is, however, that Lauren's behind the love mail---it was part of a plan to expose Bill's double standard on dating that excludes his daughters from going out with older boys.

Bill and Judy attempt to retrieve an old stuffed bear Lauren donated to an anti-drug charity's rummage sale because it might contain their secret stash of marijuana. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find a buyer for Linda's car, "Mr. Puff 'n' Chug", which proves difficult due to the impossibly high standards Linda requires of the new owner. Dr. Bloom: Tom Bosley. Ella: Allisyn Ashley Arm.