Joe and Helen need to sell their jinxed lot so they can buy their dream home.

Casey spots her missing husband on television and goes in search of him. Meanwhile, Roy teaches Antonio how to dance.

Carol Alt plays a high-school friend turned stripper who invites Joe to see her work. But what will Joe tell Helen---if he tells her at all?

Vignettes show how Joe, Brian, Casey and Helen imagined their adult lives when they were kids.

Antonio mobilizes his friends to search for the beautiful woman who disappeared before he could learn her name---thanks to Joe.

Joe and Helen's contractor becomes a wreck---and their house guest---after his wife kicks him out.  Brian stalks George Kennedy.

Brian learns his latest tryst was with the visiting princess of Nantucket's sister city. And her husband's in town, too.

Antonio suspects that his new boss is a mobster; Helen tries to impress her former teacher. 

Another visit from Sandy Cooper sends Joe to a psychiatrist, when no one will believe she's obsessed with him. 

News of Helen's ex-fiancé reminds her that she never broke off their engagement. 

On Valentine's Day, Cupid shoots Brian and his sole passenger, who's flying in for her wedding; and Roy makes a date with Antonio's ex.

A Boston Bruins goalie misses his game when Antonio refuses to allow him to board a Sandpiper flight. 

Fay's ready to marry her cruise-ship suitor, until something about him reminds her of her departed husbands.

Helen reunites Roy with his estranged son, whose homosexuality Roy has yet to accept. 

Joe and Brian are thrilled with the arrival of their raconteur grandfather. But Helen and Casey suspect his stories are "borrowed" from other sources. 

Joe and Helen care for a friend's 7-year-old for a weekend; Casey and Antonio go ga-ga over a visiting TV star, unaware that he's gay. 

Brian and Casey are unhappy with their dates for Joe's Christmas party, where the host is in a hurry to leave on a trip.

Joe dreams that he and Helen are in a plane crash, and the next day, all the events leading to the crash come true.

A visit to "Eat-a-holics" reveals what's behind Brian's expanding behind; Casey compromises herself during a job interview. 

Joe and Helen hire an architect to build their dream house. Meanwhile, Brian hires a new mechanic with an "incident" in his past.

Helen goes on a buying binge with insurance money from her burned house; Brian and Casey search for something they have in common besides sex. 

Brian and Joe cheer up Antonio by introducing him to a woman---whom they later learn is a hooker.

Lowell sees a mob-related murder and becomes a prime candidate for the witness-protection program.

Chartered to pick up a corpse, the Hacketts return with the wrong body.

While digging through the remains of Helen's home, Brian discovers the old suitcase their father left them and tries to use it to make up with Joe.

Brian & Casey accidentally burn down Joe's house. Helen and Joe spend their honeymoon making love.