The best of Drawn Together Season 1 and 2 in clip-show form!

Clara gets an extreme make-over to remove her "Octopussoir," while the housemates diagnose Toot with Alzheimer's and check her into an old folks home.

Xandir's housemates gently prep him to come out to his parents with a little role-playing in this very special afterschool special.

Captain Hero is determined to win the AIDS walk, no matter how many steroids it takes, and Wooldoor takes up shoplifting at the mall.

Captain Hero's alter-ego, the mild-mannered reporter Tim Tommerson, comes to visit and spends a lot of gay time with Xandir. Meanwhile, the housemates plot revenge on Entertainment Weekly for ranking "Drawn Together" as an "F."

The ever-manipulative Toot uses a video game cheat book to snag Xandir as her date for her fat camp reunion, and  Wooldoor adopts a live-action cow from the live-action forest.

The death of Captain Girl forces Captain Hero to fight crime and grief solo. Toot adopts a baby.

Captain Hero's x-ray vision makes a housemate ill. Distraught, he seeks to give up his super powers.

While Ling-Ling works toward his driver's license, Captain Hero purposefully acts out so he can summon Super Nanny and challenge her once and for all.

When the house becomes haunted by the ghosts of 1,000 Indians, the gang decides to offer a piece of their property as a gesture of peace, and the Indians return the favor by building a huge casino.

Wooldoor finally reaches puberty and his incessant masturbating creates magical Clum Babies, which have healing powers.  Naturally, Clara is on a zealous mission to stop him.

Captain Hero gets a visit from his ex-girlfriend, Unusually Flexible Girl, who reminds him of their marriage pact ; meanwhile Foxxy Love tries to get the Foxxy 5 band back together so they can all reclaim their fame.

Inspired by Captain Hero's short-lived depression, the roommates start a suicide hotline business and learn about responsibility and working together and how they suck at it.

Spanky gets downloaded with a virus and must gay marry Xandir for health insurance, Foxxy gets busted for not having a Mystery Solving License, and Ling Ling gets sorta killed.

The surviving roommates return home to cast a new roommate.