In a competition to prove whether it's simply Euan's English intonation that attracts all the women, Mike and Euan switch accents. Meanwhile, Chau dates a homeless woman (Vicki Davis) who is not entirely sane.

Mike's dorky friends from high school come to visit, making Euan feel like the not-so-odd man out. Meanwhile, Status makes a date with Liz.

Through flashbacks, Liz, Status, Mike, Euan and Chau take turns recounting memories of their "first times."

Eugene Levy reprises his role as Mike and Euan's dorky urologist, who's now a resident of their apartment building. The guys worry about the weird M.D.'s interest in being their buddy, until they discover he attracts women.

Carmen Electra invites Mike to her apartment, where he promptly creates an embarrassing---but reversible---situation. Euan and Chau agree to help clean up his mess.

Desperate to get the cash together to buy a nice birthday present for Liz, Mike goes with Chau and puts money down on illegal cockfighting. Meanwhile, Euan and Status Quo compete for "alpha male" bragging rights.

Mike (Eddie Kaye Thomas) decides to break up with Liz (Lauren Stamile), but puts it off because of her recent string of bad luck. Meanwhile, Euan (Sean Maguire) dates a kinky woman (Sarah Lancaster); and Chau (John Cho) rallies to save a canceled TV series.