Desperate to get the cash together to buy a nice birthday present for Liz, Mike goes with Chau and puts money down on illegal cockfighting. Meanwhile, Euan and Status Quo compete for "alpha male" bragging rights.

Eugene Levy reprises his role as Mike and Euan's dorky urologist, who's now a resident of their apartment building. The guys worry about the weird M.D.'s interest in being their buddy, until they discover he attracts women.