Is this the greatest fucking Mailbag ever? There's a treat from Turkey, an update on Pat and JP's stormy relationship, socks with a stinky secret, and a bonanza of THC goodies for Pat's holes!

Pat gets a bunch of gifts today, and he's not even fucking there! But the Boys don't leave the Bag empty handed - there's Iron Maiden goodies, the best chips ever, and a decent space shirt for Bubbles! Plus: Mike Smith, Stylophone virtuoso!