Pat's in the bag today, along with a gruff as fuck JP! There's a gift for Big Daddy, three twennies for Mike, and squeezy cheesy tits for JP! Also: Mike's new favourite drawing of Bubbles or is it Elton John?!

What are we doin' to these people out there??! The Boys get some truly fucked-up Mailbag packages today: Robb accidentally hails Satan, there's a new Conky, and the Boys get into some real kinky shit!