Recovering from a monumental hangover after a market day drinking session, Sid loses a cow. To make matters worse he falls foul of the breathalyser.

Life on the farm is disrupted when a financial crisis hits Sid and Vic. The pair concoct a cunning plain to restore the fiscal balance...

Vic sends a postcard to his old office to clue-up his ex-colleagues on life at the farm. However, he is not to know what problems this friendly gesture will present.

Wine, woman and song - the ingredients for a night out on the tiles for Sid and Vic. With a glint in his eye, Sid plans the evening's tactics.

When you've just started to run a farm it's obviously politic to cultivate the friendship of your neighbours. But Sid ruins the harvest when he drops a clanger on Gerald Bromley-Jones.

Sid and Vic feel that joining the country set would set the seat on their successful transition from city life, and apply for membership of the local hunt.

With their unwilling feet sinking further and further into the workday rut, Sid and Vic decide to buy a farm and are soon knee-deep in forms and fresians.