Fantasy Man gets into a scrape with some chavs, kite-headed Bryan Ferry is decapitated by a racist protractor, and Noel accidentally sets fire to the show.

Noel discovers that Andy Warhol is a forgery, Tony Reason is visited by his old mucker Tod Michaels, the music-producing hammerhead shark, and the jungle is terrorised by a giant tiger with an STD.

Noel is taunted by a Dolphin Bomber, New York Cop tells the tale of the singing fish finger, and Secret Peter reveals where Alan Hansen has been hiding.

Noel gets a really important call. Tony Reason speaks about his time working with Bon Jovi. Fantasy Man tries to capture the Dream Tiger.

Dolly falls in love with a hat, Roy Circles reveals how he got over the death of his wife, and Noel uses his magic typewriter to obtain the ultimate frying pan.

Lysergic Casserole are trapped in a guitar case. Little Chrissie and Spoon Snake visit The Jelly Fox.

New York Cop goes undercover in Miami. Renny & Gaviskon, the French chefs, take a trip to the moon. And Noel creates a felt-tip masterpiece, with disastrous consequences.