Nash pursues a group of modern-day pirates who target and rob wealthy partygoers; a nun, who claims she's a virgin, says her pregnancy is a miracle; Joe goes to extreme measures to catch a speeder on his street.

Nash and Joe discover that someone is using their detective agency's name to stir up business for themselves, and that one of the impostor's clients is out to kill Nash; a college student is believed to have drank himself to death, but Cassidy suspects he was actually murdered; Hank intervenes when his neighbors get too rowdy.