Jill faces a decision between attending a birthday bash or a prom-theme gala in the Season 1 finale. Also: Andy reveals a secret about Lex; and Candace discloses information that could destroy the family's seemingly perfect appearance.

Brooke and her entourage launch an investigation to figure out who has been too honest with their kids about the harsh realities of the world. Jill finds herself lying to Vanessa about attending a charity luncheon. Andy discovers Lex's shocking secret that could destroy the Von Webers.

Brooke takes Jill to a children's museum to observe nannies in their natural habitat and to try to poach a caretaker to take home with her. However, Jill quickly feels useless when her new staff takes care of everything. With her newfound free time, she is pressured into helping Brooke plan her big NACHO benefit party, creating distance between her and Vanessa.

Jill reluctantly throws Brooke a "sip 'n see" party so everyone can meet her newborn daughter. At the party, Candace enjoys a potent combination of painkillers and baby-tini cocktails, sending her aimlessly wandering the streets. Andy is overwhelmed by the extravagant perks of his new job. Later, Jill offers Andy a very special kind of virginity.

Jill gets a frantic call from Brooke who is going into labor a day before her scheduled c-section. When the ambulance refuses to take Brooke to the upscale hospital of her choice, Jill is left with only her wits to deliver Brooke's first naturally-birthed child. Andy and Lex enjoy an ill-timed technology-free afternoon that ends in a job offer, leading Jill to fear they might be getting in too deep with the Von Webers.

Jill takes a subway ride to Brooklyn with Vanessa for their college friend's backyard party. Jill immediately falls in love with the down-to-earth moms and homemade bread that people actually eat. Jill realizes the grass may not always be greener on the other side.

Jill meets a cool mom and thinks she can actually form a friendship with her. She sets up a double date for them and their husbands at a hot Japanese eatery, but the meal leaves a bitter taste when Brooke, Lex and their friends arrive. Meanwhile, Vanessa babysits Jill's children.

Stress increases for Jill over interviews with kindergartens for her twins. Elsewhere, Andy's mother wants the whole family to attend an interview for a prestigious, invite-only cemetery in a bid to secure their final resting place.

Research in Austria shows that Candace, Brooke and Lex are descendants of a Prussian duke. Meanwhile, Brooke and Candace manipulate Jill with a trip to an exclusive spa, and Jill scrambles to deliver kindergarten applications for her twins.

Jill's husband discovers that his brother scored $500 million from an overseas sale in the series premiere of this scripted comedy about a woman dealing with life and motherhood in New York's Upper East Side. Also: Jill is pressured to send her twins to the right school.