Eric's boss has a menopausal crush on a pretty young thing from the canteen and over promotes her.

Eric sacks his au pair Maria when he finds out about her less than squeaky clean extra-curricular activities. She undergoes an extraordinary transformation.

The ghastly girl next door, Heather Perfect, captures the heart of young Brian Feeble - forcing Eric to steer his son through the minefield of first love.

Eric falls for the mother of his daughter's best friend Julie. When the allergy-prone pals camp in the back garden, Eric is called upon to nurse Julie through the night.

Eric is on a work team-building exercise and is partnered with Alison who proves to be as useless in the forest as she is in the office.

With a bladder the size of Norway and every loo occupied, the last thing Eric needs is to be fronting his company's pitch to build London's biggest-ever reservoir.

Stressed single parent Eric Feeble is upstaged every year at the school cricket match by his neighbour Ray Perfect.