Ned deals with Mr. Sweeney; Moze's math class gets a student teacher; Cookie's affection for the Spanish teacher is a problem.

It's "crush time" at James K. Polk Middle School and no one is safe from getting their heart broken, including Ned, who comes up with a plan to get Suzie Crabgrass (Christian Serratos) to be his date for the "Dances with Wolves" dance. Meanwhile, Cookie turns to technology to find his perfect match, with mixed results. Mr. Monroe: Jim J. Bullock. Gordy: Daran Norris.