Emergency drills at school interfere with Ned asking Suzie Crabtree to be his date for a party. Later, Moze thinks she may have found the perfect girl to be her best friend; Loomer seeks Ned's advice on how to win Moze's heart.

Ned and his friends learn a valuable lesson: Cheaters never prosper. Later, the kids deal with bullies. Claire: Brooke Marie Bridges. Loomer: Kyle Swann. Mr. Monroe: Jim J. Bullock.

"The Fairly OddParents" pop into Ned's daydream to offer him help in solving a riddle. Later, Cookie excels in martial arts.

Ned is in trouble with Sweeney for a passing a note in class. Later, Ned's friendship with Cookie seems like it might crumble; Moze continues her quest for some female companionship.

Ned, Moze and Cookie need to find a new way to fill their time after the computer lab is made off limits to them. Later, the three kids deal with backpack dilemmas.

Ned is an unwilling candidate for student-body president, and later he concocts an entertaining alternative to what promises to be a boring school talent show.

Ned and Moze deal with rumors about their relationship. Later, the kids get ready for their close-ups as the yearly ritual of school photos looms near. Scoop: Vincent Martella. Nurse Hunsucker: Mary Bogue. Lunch Lady: Loni Love. Doris: Jennifer Hyatt.

Ned tries to avoid getting sick when a special guest speaker arrives at school; Moze has anxiety over a speech; Cookie aims for perfect attendance.

It's "crush time" at James K. Polk Middle School and no one is safe from getting their heart broken, including Ned, who comes up with a plan to get Suzie Crabgrass (Christian Serratos) to be his date for the "Dances with Wolves" dance. Meanwhile, Cookie turns to technology to find his perfect match, with mixed results. Mr. Monroe: Jim J. Bullock. Gordy: Daran Norris.

Ned schemes to sit at the "cool" table in the lunchroom and gets an insight; basketball tryouts cause Ned anxiety; Cookie tries out for the cheerleading squad.

Ned deals with Mr. Sweeney; Moze's math class gets a student teacher; Cookie's affection for the Spanish teacher is a problem.

Moze discovers Ned has a secret admirer; Cookie becomes trapped in the girl's bathroom; Bully Loomer kidnaps Ned and Cookie's baby.

The first day of school means schedule juggling as Moze tries to dodge Ned and Cookie for at least one class; a smelly locker neighbor sends Ned looking for a different spot, while Moze tries to attract friends with her decorating skills; Cookie laments his "locker at the end of the universe."