It's "crush time" at James K. Polk Middle School and no one is safe from getting their heart broken, including Ned, who comes up with a plan to get Suzie Crabgrass (Christian Serratos) to be his date for the "Dances with Wolves" dance. Meanwhile, Cookie turns to technology to find his perfect match, with mixed results. Mr. Monroe: Jim J. Bullock. Gordy: Daran Norris.

Ned and Moze deal with rumors about their relationship. Later, the kids get ready for their close-ups as the yearly ritual of school photos looms near. Scoop: Vincent Martella. Nurse Hunsucker: Mary Bogue. Lunch Lady: Loni Love. Doris: Jennifer Hyatt.