Errol's got problems - every woman he meets tries to throw herself at him. Meanwhile, Vince gets a visit from his naked dad.

Vince decides it's time to apply for a job as swimming pool manager, but first he has to prove he is capable of looking after a baby in an emergency. Errol becomes rather taken with smoking.

Vince gets a visit from the local vicar after his graveyard has been mysteriously desecrated. Could this be anything to do with Vince coming home after a night's drinking with a stolen plough? Meanwhile, Errol becomes paranoid that he might be a little bit boring.

An aborted holiday provides Vince and Errol with the perfect opportunity to create the perfect anecdote. Or does it?

Vince and Errol take on the neighbours in a table-tennis match. Vince also makes a phone call to the council that leads to the old lady who lives upstairs being evicted. Feeling guilty about what he's done, he and Errol resolve to track her down.

A girl Vince fancies enlists him to help arrange a surprise birthday meal. Meanwhile, Errol has trouble saying 'no' to people.