Host Steve Martin; Van Morrison performs. 

Live from New York, it's ... President Dan Aykroyd! Sketches include "A Message From the President of the United States," "Where's the Cracker, Steve?" "Elvis Presley's Coat," "What If?," "Theodoric of York, Medieval Judge," "Festrunk Brothers at a Fox Bar," "The Nerds at the Hospital," "Looks At Books," and "Annoying Waiter."

Host Fred Willard; Devo performs. Sketches include--"Honker in the Audience," "Two Guys Who Are Lawyers," "Aging Stuntman Cliff Preston," "One-Night-Stand vs. Phone Talk," "Mr. Bill Goes To N.Y.," "Bobbi Farber," "Crossroads," "Scotch Boutique," and "Booji Boy."