From the drunk and abusive to the romantic and frantic, the hardworking men and women of Victoria's Highway Patrol have seen them all. Watch as we count down our top 10 badly behaved drivers.

We countdown the top ten craziest encounters the cops have dealt with over the past few years. From a man who's painted his number plates green and gold, to Australia's self-proclaimed biggest bogan.

George likes a traveler between work and home but when he gets pulled over by the cops, they find dozens of empty tinnies in his footwell. So will he pass his breath test?

Combine a pub with two lawbreakers and it's double the trouble for officers Oakley and Zeffert. A motorbike rider tries an unorthodox escape - and it's soon clear why he's running from the cops.

Sergeant Trevor Poulton witnesses the biggest burnout of his career when a car suddenly lays down rubber right in front of him.

Three tradies lose their cool when Senior Constable Brown impounds their ute. But they're not the only ones to lose their ride - a man who lies about his ID also loses his vehicle to a tow truck.

Take a man, a cat and a funny hat and what do you get? Unfortunately, as Leading Senior Constable Pete Henry discovers, anything but a child's bedtime story.

Drunk drivers are all too common but the man Leading Senior Constable Rob Jones pulls over is beyond belief. He's so off his face, he's vomited all over his car - and partly down himself!

A learner bursts into tears when he's caught without a fully licensed driver beside him. And if that's not bad enough, he then follows it up with a full blown toddler-like tantrum.

When police pull over a car for being too low, they meet a man who reckons he's Australia's biggest bogan. And with a range of bad tattoos and a penchant for cigarettes and cars, he may be right.

Officers Damien O'Brien and Steve Mottram come across a woman who prefers her dog to ride shotgun, rather than her boyfriend. Also, Sergeant Ash Hodges nails a man in a hurry to get to a family lunch.

When a car crashes a stop sign trying to run from police, it hurtles head on into the path of a bus. The driver has plenty of reasons to run - but will he avoid a serious smash?