Tensions run high for the Big Ballroom Night and, while investigating the size of takeaway coffee cups, Gerald and his health and safety team uncover a startling conspiracy.

Gerald and his team decide that kerbs are dangerous trip hazards, while Sue sees another side of her mum's new boyfriend.

Gerald clashes with the Mayor in his fervour to author his own iconic hazard warning. Sue is threatened with industrial action and Victoria's DJ career stalls.

There is a toilet roll thief at large at Baselricky Town Hall, distracting Gerald and his Health and Safety team from a vital investigation into the safety of playground swings.

Gerald and his Health and Safety team set out to prove that playing conkers is dangerous, while Sue insists he makes a quiche for his ex-wife Valerie.

Gerald and his Health and Safety team identify an irregular speed bump on the streets of Baselricky. At home, he contends with bathroom hoggers.