Victor's feud with Patrick continues via the use of Post-it Notes. Victor discovers that the horse manure he bought for his allotment is radioactive, and Pippa announces she is pregnant.

A mistake on a catalogue order form results in 263 garden gnomes being delivered to the Meldrews' house.

The Meldrews meet Pippa's father, Reverend Croker (Geoffrey Chater), a vicar who thinks he has lost his faith and Victor learns more about Mrs Burridge (Cathy Shipton), a video-store worker with whom he had a conflict.

The trials and tribulations of a sleepless night.

Victor and Margaret go on holiday.

The unrequested arrival of door-to-door salesmen and a deluge of junk mail arouse concern.

Victor and Margaret make a foray into amateur dramatics.

Victor and Margaret take in an unusual charge.

Victor and Margaret return to catastrophe.